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Post by Inferno Requiem on Mar 9, 2007 9:32:46 GMT -8
I would like to put up my request for enlistement with DS.
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Post by GimpMaster~*DS*~ on Mar 9, 2007 9:47:30 GMT -8
The initiation ceremony consist of several tasks:
1. Leap of Faith (the blindfolded candidate has to jump from a height of about a foot)
2. Crossing the Desert (the candidate has to walk between to lines of *Delta Soldiers*, everyone paddles his rear end with a bat)
3. The Unblinking Eye (the candidate has to walk between to lines of *Delta Soldiers*, everyone paddles his rear end with a bat)
4. The Wreck of Hesperus (the candidate has to walk between to lines of *Delta Soldiers*, everyone paddles his rear end with a bat)
5. The Paddling of the Swollen Ass ..., with Paddles (speaks for itself).
After completing these tasks, the candidate has to give an obligation: “... and by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the *Delta Soldiers*, may my stomach become bloated and my hair be plucked of all but three hairs.”
*** Note: Delta Soldiers named above may have replaced some other name for lack of originality.
*** Double Note: If you have no clue what this means you seriously do not belong in DS.
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Post by Phantom~*DS*~ on Mar 9, 2007 18:39:12 GMT -8
I LOL'd
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Post by Sypher on Mar 9, 2007 18:50:51 GMT -8
Don't forget to attach the rock!
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Post by X S U R G E X DS X on Mar 11, 2007 17:31:24 GMT -8
Catch ya on xbox Vicious. We need to construct a new web site and a new enlistment for new game . But looking forward catching ya online.
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