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Post by HAMMERHEAD~*DS*~ on Apr 5, 2005 3:19:48 GMT -8
I gotta tell you, after 35 years of living and being a wild single man, my wild exploits slowed down quite a bit due to fears of catching the "big one". Then I got married last year and I am back at it, but only with the misses. "Come on baby, let me use the spatula?" LMAO!
- HH
PS: If my wife saw this, she would have my ASS!
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Post by Xtanius~*DS*~[PK] on Apr 5, 2005 6:32:25 GMT -8
if she reads it, just say "hammer head? who the fuck is hammerhead?"
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Post by HAMMERHEAD~*DS*~ on Apr 5, 2005 7:24:11 GMT -8
Too late for that Bro, she knows the name because she has seen me playing. I might have to switch names, but I have had this name since like 1989, so it is my baby!
- HH
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Post by VinnyMac on Apr 5, 2005 11:40:53 GMT -8
Sounds like the name is more important than the girl... get rid of her if it becomes a problem.
LMAO
-VM
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Post by Hitori §K.Zero ~*DS*~ on Apr 5, 2005 12:55:03 GMT -8
LMAO!!!
Just keep her away from the computer, or else you may be asked by the doctor why a shoe is shoved up your rectum!
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Post by X S U R G E X DS X on Apr 5, 2005 15:42:31 GMT -8
Sounds like the name is more important than the girl... get rid of her if it becomes a problem. LMAO -VM LMAO! HH just give her a glass of whine when she gets online
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Post by Hitori §K.Zero ~*DS*~ on Apr 5, 2005 18:45:30 GMT -8
LoL!! All helpful hints! ;D
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Post by HAMMERHEAD~*DS*~ on Apr 6, 2005 3:16:59 GMT -8
Nah, my wife is pretty much the coolest. She does not go on to my computer at all or hassle me about the time I spend on it. As long as she gets an hour or two a night of some cuddling on the couch time, she's good. That might change once we get a little bambino running around the casa, but for now, she knows when I call for "man time" that I will get it!
- HH
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Post by X S U R G E X DS X on Apr 7, 2005 8:41:14 GMT -8
you lucky basterd HH.. You see my woman is a little younger than yours, so she still has the "active harmon's", and in her little world, she thinks i must be with her at all times.... She watches a chick flick movie, and expects me to watch it with her, (which i am starting to like chick flick movies now) But she is getting older now, so as long as i spend like not 1-2 hours with her, but like 5 hours with her, then she lets me be on computer for the rest of the night. Its like i am being patroled by a cop, it sucks. i feel like i am whiped by a asshole cop ;D Shes converting me man!!! HELP ;D
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Post by HAMMERHEAD~*DS*~ on Apr 7, 2005 9:46:33 GMT -8
I think it all comes down to establishing ground rules with each other. I told my wife from the beginning that I would spend plenty of time with her and not neglect our relationship, but in order to be balanced, I would need "my" time. She totally agrees with that and now we have times that we each do our own thing. No hassles and no problems. I established up front that my time would be computer/X Box time, hunting and fishing. So anytime I tell her I am going to do that, it is not a problem as long as nothing else is going on. It also helps that she has many friends and family in the area and a full time job that keeps her busy, so she is not constantly wanting to spend every single minute together, just a couple hours a night.
- HH
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Post by Hitori §K.Zero ~*DS*~ on Apr 8, 2005 20:30:36 GMT -8
Ohh!!! but i would like my wife to spend time with me, ya know, sit on my lap when im playing, run her fingers through my hair, kiss me up, wrap her arms around me...... then i say "5 Minutes!" then tell you guys i gotta go!! ;D
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Post by HAMMERHEAD~*DS*~ on Apr 11, 2005 6:16:28 GMT -8
For me it is too distince modes. I don't want my woman around when I am getting all pumped up with death and destruction gaming. I get too aggressive with the screaming and grunting. My woman time is nice, quiet, relaxed and we can pay total attention to each other. I reserve all the screaming and grunting with her for the bedroom! LMAO!
- HH
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Post by X S U R G E X DS X on Apr 11, 2005 6:31:09 GMT -8
lol....
Sk, running fingers through my hair...... I would so be done playing, screw the 5 minutes man! lol.. You might kill all your harmons with in 5 minutes
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Post by HAMMERHEAD~*DS*~ on Apr 11, 2005 6:39:10 GMT -8
Fingers through the hair while I am playing? Forget that and woman get off me! I am here to deliver death and destruction and my hormones are already running rampent with blood thirst! Ha-Ha! Yeah, two distince types of hormones. One for action and one for a different sort of action.
My wife and I are on two different sexual clocks anyway. 6 am she is rearing to go, but I am deep asleep with nothing but sleep on my mind. 8 pm at night, I'm am so ready for it, but she just want to get to sleep. So, we compromise and we wind up knocking boots around mid-afternoon! Such is life when you get older!
- HH
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Post by Xtanius~*DS*~[PK] on Apr 11, 2005 7:18:06 GMT -8
unfortunately HH and I are on the same sexual clock.... Fuck. Im not gay im not gay im not gay im not gay........
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