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Post by Xtanius~*DS*~[PK] on Mar 11, 2005 10:42:39 GMT -8
oo! show me!
"hey hammerhead, I'm going to kill everyone you know"
Now your turn.
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Post by DateRIF~*DS*~ on Mar 11, 2005 11:54:39 GMT -8
LMAO... hey X start with yourself and do HH a favor... LMAO. But yeah man, threatening women and children is not exactly the best way to demonstrate ones absolute power in society. LMAO. Kill cops its more rewarding, now that was just wrong... sorry HH. I am gonna go kick my own ass now.
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Post by X S U R G E X DS X on Mar 11, 2005 12:38:00 GMT -8
lol @ date. but in realality, HH is right. when your in trouble, your best bet is to be nice. if you dont be nice, they will be an ass to you and force you to spit on them. But sometimes, you are being nice to them, but they still are jack offs to you and think they are somekind of detective or something. i know an old friend of mine (he isnt now) but anywho, he hate's cops really bad. Everytime he gets pulled over he's an ass to them, calling them names that you wouldnt even use if you were in a fight with someone. I mean this guy just unloads all out on cops. One time though, i thought it was pretty funny. He got pulled over and a cop questioned him abut a big cut on his hand. And the cop asked where he got the cut from, he said, its persional. Than the cop said, i know where you got that cut, it was from glass... The guy replyed, ya whatever, better luck next time detective. lol... I think thats so damn funny when somebody calls a cop detective , because most cops they think they know everything and they think they are on top of things, so i think the word "detective" is the kinddes insult a cop can ever receive with out using the f word .. of course, thats why that guy is in jail right now  |
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Post by DateRIF~*DS*~ on Mar 11, 2005 23:10:41 GMT -8
LMAO yeah that is pretty entertaining. One of my favorite cop stories is from a real good friend of mine, who is a cop. He pulled over some lady for speeding and she was a coping a real attitude. So of course she gets a ticket, but what is even better. Right after she pulls away she turns into a parking lot and fails to signal, so he pulls up and writes her another ticket. That is just classic, but that is the kind of shit I love to see happen to asses like that. I try to abide by the laws just so cops can get the little irritants in society like that. AInt nothing worse than a bitchy woman, STFU. LMAO.
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Post by HAMMERHEAD~*DS*~ on Mar 13, 2005 20:16:56 GMT -8
X, I will be at your house this week to arrest you for communicating a threat. Please resist! MUHAHAHAHA!
But seriously, I don't pinch people for little stuff. I catch someone smoking a "J" or something, I search him. If he he's not holding out big time, I have him dump his stuff and I chew his ass for awhile. There is no need to do a mountain of paperwork for a joint. Of course, if you holding a couple of bags of rocks or some needles, I will usually take you in.
For instance, if I was road cop and not a DETECTIVE, and stopped Surge and his lady for a little speeding or something, I tell Surge he is a naughty boy and ask him woman to make sure he does not speed. I then let them go about their merry way. Very easy stuff.
My philosophy is if you get caught doing something wrong, take your punishment like a man and be polite. Don't compound one mistake with another. I've arrested people for some little stuff that I was not in a position to let slide, and then, they mouth off at the station and threaten me. Bad mistake! That is another charge there. Occasionally, they want to get a little frisky and get physical. Another bad mistake. They get their assed kicked and thrown in the slammer. Of course, some people are just like that...just A**holes!
- HH
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Post by DateRIF~*DS*~ on Mar 13, 2005 23:17:52 GMT -8
HAHAHAHA.... so is HH just a nice guy or lazy... LMAO. Just joking brosky, see that is what I mean. Same friend had his captain tell him he was not writing enough speeding tickets. He goes uh, I didnt think we were allowed to have quotas. She says "oh we dont have a quota". Then how am I not writing enough tickets. LMAO. Nice guys are most officers but man are they funny when they get a chance to be pricks. Honestly, when I go back I may have to sharpen my shooting skills with a pistola and become a cop when the IT thing gets old.
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Post by HAMMERHEAD~*DS*~ on Mar 14, 2005 5:00:25 GMT -8
The biggest thing to fear as a cop is lawsuits. Everyone threatens you. Luckily, in the federal government, I am offered a lot more protection and the government has to represent me, as I act on their behalf. Of course, I try never to let it get there. A dead fish in a newspaper, or a skinned cat stapled to the suers front door normally is enough for them to end the suit. MUHAHAHAHAHA!
- HH
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Post by Hitori §K.Zero ~*DS*~ on Mar 24, 2005 10:49:08 GMT -8
LMAO!! I think the cat idea would go off well, if not, i forgot what the stuff is called, you could sprinkle it all over their lawn at night and then when it rains, their entire yard will be full of soap bubbles or suds or something to that affect, along with the dead cat and the fish....
LoL, I heard a story, actual, from an old friend, one of his friends was speeding doing like 130+ in a 65MPH zone. It took the cop about 5 minutes to chase the guys down and pull him over, the officer came to his window and asked him what possessed him to go so fast... the guy frantically replied, "I'm Running From My Wife!!" lol apparently he did something to her and she was chasing after him lol not sure what he did or what happenned, but the officer just laughed and let him off with a written warning.... LOL i thought that was amusing....
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Post by Xtanius~*DS*~[PK] on Mar 24, 2005 11:29:30 GMT -8
yeah so i tried going to the website at the bottom of your banner SK...
it doesnt work.
LMAO...every time i read the topic of this thread i think of Joe Dirt (movie) dirtbiking....and then i laugh.
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Post by Hitori §K.Zero ~*DS*~ on Mar 24, 2005 20:34:00 GMT -8
lol are you clicking on my banner? or typing it in, cuz my banner wont send you there....
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Post by X S U R G E X DS X on Mar 24, 2005 20:56:51 GMT -8
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Post by HAMMERHEAD~*DS*~ on Mar 24, 2005 23:13:25 GMT -8
I just started playing JO:E again because I could not sit at my computer with my healing knee. I think it still hurts, but luckily, the meds are working well!
- HH
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